nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

starksfell:

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

sharonosbourne:

yzma:

sharonosbourne:

urbanfuck:

sharonosbourne:

I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

momofuku ando — the creator of ramen

I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

he’s been dead for six years

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do 

sue she